British English vs. Malaysian English (vs. Bruneian English)

Which kind do you prefer?
WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I’m sorry, sir, but we don’t seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians: 124 No stock.
Bruneians: Finish already.
RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone [...]

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Not having a mobilephone won’t kill you!

Normally, I would agree. Normally, I can live without my mobile phone.
But the past few days were not at all NORMAL.
In fact, it’s actually so freaky abnormal (especially tonight) that it’s like all the planets, moons, stars, asteroids and everything in the cosmic Universe was out to get me!
10.30pm 09.10.09 (Friday)
I am now at a [...]

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Free and Unfree

FREE.
FREEdom.
FREEbies.
FREE-and-easy.
Well, I learnt a lesson today…
Never take anything FREE for granted.
‘Cos when you do, it can become…
UNfree.
Period.
It was far from FREE…
It ended up being very COSTLY.
Very EXPENSIVE.
But it was a expensive lesson learnt.
Anyways, an advance SELAMAT HARI RAYA to those celebrating!!!
(Just in case I don’t have the chance to get online before then [...]

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3/4 gone…

Noticed that 3/4 of the year is practically gone already?
It’s September now…then it’s 3 more months till the end of the year!
I guess it’s about somewhat time to start reflecting on what you have/have not achieved in year 2009…
Achieved
I began 2009 without any particular “resolution” to achieve so I can’t list them out…
But I’m just [...]

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July came and went

“Hey baby brother! Opened your card yet? Juz wanna wish u a Happy Sweet 16 and all d best in everything! Love u bro! God bless. C u soon ya..”
“Thnx a lot big sis. XD Nice to be 16 haha X) See you guys soon!! Oh yea, I oledi can take motorbike lesson [...]

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