Women & Men

NICKNAMES

* If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out
for lunch, they will call each other
Laura, Kate and Sarah.

* If Mike, Dave and John go out,
they will affectionately refer to each
other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and
Four-eyes.

EATING OUT

* When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and
John will each throw in $20, even
though it’s only for $32.50. None of
them will have anything smaller and
none will actually admit they want
change back.

* When the girls get their bill, out
come the pocket calculators.

MONEY

* A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he
needs.

* A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that
she doesn’t need but it’s on sale

BATHROOMS

* A man has six items in his bathroom:
toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving
cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel
from M&S.

* The average number of items in the
typical woman’s bathroom is 337. A man
would not be able to identify more than
20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS

* A woman has the last word in any argument.

* Anything a man says after that is
the beginning of a new argument.

CATS

* Women love cats.

* Men say they love cats, but when
women aren’t looking, men kick cats.

FUTURE

* A woman worries about the future
until she gets a husband.

* A man never worries about the
future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS

* A successful man is one who makes
more money than his wife can spend.

* A successful woman is one who can
find such a man.

MARRIAGE

* A woman marries a man expecting he
will change, but he doesn’t.

* A man marries a woman expecting
that she won’t change, but she does.

DRESSING UP

* A woman will dress up to go shopping,
water the plants, empty the bins,
answer the phone, read a book, and get
the post.

* A man will dress up for weddings and
funerals.

NATURAL

* Men wake up as good-looking as they
went to bed.

* Women somehow deteriorate during
the night.

OFFSPRING

* Ah, children. A woman knows all about
her children. She knows about dentist
appointments and romances, best friends,
favourite foods, secret fears and
hopes and dreams.

* A man is vaguely aware of some short
people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

* Any married man should forget his
mistakes. There’s no use in two people
remembering the same thing.

* What a woman says: C’mon..This place
is a mess. You and I need to clean.Your
trousers are on the floor and you’ll
have no clothes if we don’t do the
laundry now.

* What a man hears: C’MON … blah,
blah, blah YOU AND I blah,blah,
blah, blah, blah ON THE FLOOR blah,
blah, blah, NO CLOTHES blah, blah,
blah, blah, NOW

P.S.- Yes,it IS generalising…but deep inside you know it’s pretty much the truth. Maybe not a 100%…but it’s almost there… Am I right?

P.P.S.- I wonder who had all the time to come up with all these interesting bulletins…lol…

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3 responses to “Women & Men

  1. ha ha ha .. i like cats .. and

    A man has six items in his bathroom:
    toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving
    cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel
    from M&S.

    * The average number of items in the
    typical woman’s bathroom is 337. A man
    would not be able to identify more than
    20 of these items.

    I couldn’t agree more

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