Un-American Boy

If anyone was brave enough to attempt the brainteaser, the answer is “THEREIN”. Go figure!

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Wow. This week just ended was hectic…

Last Tuesday, I was suddenly assigned to go to another client’s place and this duration is expected to be AT LEAST till next week…and on the first day on that assignment, I stumbled upon some funny2 stuff which in turn affected the whole budget. It would be a miracle if we could still finish in time. But thanks to this, in my almost 2 year’s total of work experience in this field, I FINALLY really get the picture of how important our work is…TRUTH PREVAILS! 😉

Enough rambling about work for now. It’s the weekend! And a long one since Monday is a public holiday…so here’s leaving you with a Parody of “American Boy” (Estelle feat. Kanye West), which is actually cool. Enjoy!

Ahem, let me introduce
Myself cuz I know that you aint used
To an asian dude stepping to you like me
But hey give it a chance I just might be
Just the refreshin squeeze of lemon
Ya need in ya life when it gets depressin
Come wit me and decrease the stressing
A new type of dude lemme teach ya a lesson

Babygirl dont trip, come on just take my hand
Ill introduce you to my world, stop in Thailand
I really want to show you how we do
I can be your first asian boy

She said, its really nice to meet ya- likewise
I never had a boy like you wit tight eyes
Step to me quite wit a game like yours
I said pack ya bags and come on my tour
let down ya hair while I cook some rice
And I swear that we dont all look alike
And no, Im not no math expert
But you plus me I know It just works
So pause ya life and start to rewind
And leave all them other lame dudes behind
show you how I do in my continent
Where the ladies get respect and compliments
Confident, not gon be starin all night
Cuz Im not yo average stereotype
More than makin shoes and makin toys
I could make you smile, yo asian boy

Wanna get away? Watcha got to lose?
Come on in girl, take off ya shoes
Show me ya soul and Ill show you mine
If you toes aint did well boo thats just fine
My aunt does nails, nah im just playin
But dont get too comfy, cuz we aint stayin
Take you to Beijing while were dating
Ill show you the great wall, its amazing
Show me ya soul in seoul, Korea
I been lookin for a girl like you my whole career
In the phillipines scene well ride in slowmo
Sit in the lo-lo eat chicken adobo
If you got skills then you could show me
Cuz all of our houses got kareoke
Chinese Japanese thai pnoy
Go head and take yo pick girl, asian boys
kareoke

Who killin them on youtube
She gon respond like You, dude
A shock to me
I didnt think she be watchin me.
She said can we go get some pho now
I said get some what? O wow
Actually Its pronounced pha, oh
Well Can we go get some, fasho
He chinky, I know what ya thinkin.
He look like he always blinkin
Take my hand, come to thailand
she love my Thais but NOT what she drinkin
tell me whats your mental
about this oriental
gentle
man but I break you off like the tip of a pencil.
Dress fly like the freshest prince.
Before they out got the freshest kix
And you thought he was just a hypebeast.
But look at these nikes is anybody like me?
And I know you aint in to my kind.
I seen yo exs they not impressive.
But I still make that CAAASH. Always on my grind im a good investment.
And if you liked jin when he flows.
or Dante Basco on old black shows
then maybe you should daaate me
cuz wed make some pretty baaabiees

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2 responses to “Un-American Boy

  1. Ahh.. American Suitheart is my fav american titled song for now.

    FOB rocks man… but yeah, this song by Kenya West aint that bad either.

    But the one I posted here is the “parody” of the original song…did you take a listen?

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