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Which kind do you prefer?

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I’m sorry, sir, but we don’t seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.

Malaysians: 124 No stock.

Bruneians: Finish already.

RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone call for me a few moments ago?

Malaysians: Hello, who call?

Bruneians: Hello, who is this?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY
Britons: Excuse me, I would like to get by. Would you please make way?

Malaysians: S-kew me.

Bruneians: Excuse.

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey! Put your wallet away, this drink is on me.

Malaysians: No need lah.

Bruneains: It’s ok la.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?

Malaysians: (pointing at the door) Can ah?

Bruneians: (pointing at the door) OK?

WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.

Malaysians: No need shy shy one lah!

Bruneians: Bah ok la.

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don’t recall you giving me the money.

Malaysians: Where got?

Bruneians: Ya kan?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I would prefer not to do that, if you don’t mind.

Malaysians: Don’t want lah.

Bruneians: It’s ok.

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err…Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you’re coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.

Malaysians: You mad ah?

Bruneians: Cannot be.

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice? I’m trying to concentrate over here.

Malaysians: Shut up lah!

Bruneians: Quiet la you.

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for sometime. Do I know you?

Malaysians: See what, see what?

Bruneians: You know who I am?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.

Malaysians: Die lah!!

Bruneians: How ah?

WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?

Malaysians: What happened ah? Why like that one lah?

Bruneians: What this?

WHEN SOMEONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn’t the way to do it. Here, let me show you.

Malaysians: Like that also don’t know how to do!

Bruneians: Eh come I show you.

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me?

Malaysians: Celaka you!

Bruneians: Eh, what is this kan? Kanasai.

For your info, the original was just “British English vs. Malaysian English” which someone forwarded to me.

Credits to Nick Ng for the “Bruneians” addition.

Normally, I would agree. Normally, I can live without my mobile phone.

But the past few days were not at all NORMAL.

In fact, it’s actually so freaky abnormal (especially tonight) that it’s like all the planets, moons, stars, asteroids and everything in the cosmic Universe was out to get me!

10.30pm 09.10.09 (Friday)

I am now at a CC in Seria. Normally, I would be comfortably at home with the family at this time…

48 hours ago (Wednesday)

I was living my very normal life (in Bandar) when my mobile phone battery was reading “low”.

No problemo, I thought, I’ll just charge it when I get (to my rented) home.

But when I got home, my charger was nowhere to be found!

Then I realised…my charger was left…in Seria…an hour’s drive away…

No problemo, I thought, I can live without my mobile phone. I’ll be going back to Seria on Friday anyways.

And before I went to bed that night, my mobile phone had “died” (the battery was so totally flat, it couldn’t even just be “on”)

24 hours ago (Thursday)

When I woke up, I tried switching on my mobile phone again.

It came to life for a few minutes, before it “died” again.

No problemo, I thought, I can live without my mobile phone.

I had urgent sms-conversation to be had with my bro from Kuching. But I couldn’t do anything…

So that night, when I went out for dinner with my friends, I borrowed 1 of their mobile phones, put my simcard in there, and 10 smses came pouring in.

2 were urgent and required a reply.

And so I took my time to reply 1 (using a foreign phone was not easy) and after I’d composed a text the length of 2 smses, it failed to send!

I was flustered.

I was even more flustered when I discovered I didn’t have credit (for international sms).

And so, I had to send that text to another friend’s phone and from there forward it to the receipient.

As for the other urgent sms, I just asked my friend to help me send a text to my bro in Kuching for him to call me.

4 hours ago

I just drove the 1 hour back to Seria (where my family lives) from Bandar (where I work) and I couldn’t get into the house!

All the cars were there but no one was home, which was really really odd.

I spent about 20 minutes contemplating my “predicament”…

Normally, I would call them and ask where they were. But my mobile won’t even switch on!

Or, they might even have texted me to tell me where they were or where they left the key. But my mobile won’t even switch on!

I tried switching it on…and it worked, but with a “Low battery” warning…so I quickly texted my younger bro to inform them I was in front of the house, asked them where they were and told them that my phone batt was flat and that if they didn’t appear in the next 10mins, I was hitting the town to look for food.

Message sent.

Dead.

Owh well, I thought, no point in waiting 10 mins (realising only after I sent that last miracle sms) as the cars were there, which would mean they were probably hitching someone somewhere, which would mean they couldn’t possibly arrive in 10mins! And so, I left my “non-valuables” in front of the house and also a message on a piece of paper in front of the house.

And I went to town.

And my problems weren’t over yet!

My plan was to hit a CC I used to go to last time and contact them online somehow…but the CC was closed. No, it was not closed. It was SHUT DOWN. No longer in business! What used to be a CC, was a mini mart. When I confidently walked up the stairs, thinking perhaps the CC was still up there, the people in the mini mart gave me a weird look. I must’ve looked lost.

Also, in my haste to get to the CC, I had improperly parked (parking against the correct direction actually) so I decided to re-park. Adding a ticket to the night will only make things worse.

And so I went around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around town to find parking, to no avail. The town was packed!!!!

And I was getting hungry.

And so, after countless times circling WYWY, quite like a shark circling its prey, I decided to just park at the entrance and order a takeaway.

Parking was only available after I had ordered.

Once my food arrived, I parked, and ate…in the car…

Felt like a stake-out where my “target” was the variety of different people and witnessing the shops closing for the day, and my “partner” was a DJ on the local radio spinning “UK Top 10s”.

It was almost 9pm when I finished my dinner…and I realised…its still too early to expect my family to be back home from wherever it is they went…and so I decided to check out another CC in town, which my younger bros usually frequent, half-afraid that they were closed already.

Fortunately, they were still open. The first thing I said to to the CC-keeper,

“What time do you close?”

“11pm”

And so here I am.

30 minutes ago

I was typing this post, amidst the racket a bunch of teen-angst boys were making while playing “Halo”, when the CC door opened and a farmiliar figure approached me.

It was my younger bro, who only got my miracle text less than an hour ago.

I was surprised he found me. I wasn’t exactly anywhere near food. I asked how he did manage to find me, his reply:

“I’m your brother. Checked at WYWY and you weren’t there so I knew you probably went to find an internet source.”

Aww. Yep, guess he is my bro. ;)

And just when I was still overwhelmed with his deductions, his next sentence was:

“Give me a dollar (for an hour on the net)”

And he told me that our parents were in Bandar (from where I had just come!) -_-”

So yeah, the past few days without my mobile phone, and especially tonight, was really difficult. But NORMALLY, I can live without my mobile phone. The past few days were just not normal.

Also, I discovered one very obvious truth from tonight’s happenings:

There is nothing for me in Seria (where I grew up and went to school) NOW compared to Bandar (where my life is)…

And it saddens me to say so…

Free and Unfree

FREE.

FREEdom.

FREEbies.

FREE-and-easy.

Well, I learnt a lesson today…

Never take anything FREE for granted.

‘Cos when you do, it can become…

UNfree.

Period.

It was far from FREE

It ended up being very COSTLY.

Very EXPENSIVE.

But it was a expensive lesson learnt.

Anyways, an advance SELAMAT HARI RAYA to those celebrating!!!

(Just in case I don’t have the chance to get online before then ;) )

P.S. Sorry for being so “abstract”…hehehe…

3/4 gone…

Noticed that 3/4 of the year is practically gone already?

It’s September now…then it’s 3 more months till the end of the year!

I guess it’s about somewhat time to start reflecting on what you have/have not achieved in year 2009…

Achieved

I began 2009 without any particular “resolution” to achieve so I can’t list them out…

But I’m just thankful that for not setting out on any specific goal, I’ve achieved something that I’ve always wanted…

I actually feel I belong somewhere.

Not that I always felt I didn’t belong…but now I feel I belong MORE. Have you any idea what I’m talking about?

I hope you do, cos I can’t explain myself, even to myself!

I’m just “good” right now…and I hope that this all won’t be ripped away from me next year…

Speaking of next year, it’s confirmed that my family can stay here another year…but after that…well, let’s just cross that bridge when we get there lah.

Did not achieve

Thus far, I’m still hopeful that I can get something else I’ve always wanted by this year…so I’ll only list that at the end of the year…hehe

So, how is YOUR year so far?

“It’s been worse”

“It could be worse”

“It has been better”

“It could be better”

Can’t tell the difference between the 4? LOL!

Anyways, I hope so far, 2009 has been a wonderful year for you! :D

August wind-up

Hey all…

Yup! The end of August is here! So for those who said “Wake me up when September ends”…you have only 30 days left. LOL!

Anyways, how has your month been?

For me, apart from being hellishly stressful at work, everything else is fine

Last night we had Anime Nite where we watched this:

PONYO by Hayao Miyazaki

but it was fully anime (Japanese with English subtitles)…my take on it?

Well, it’s not your normal Little Mermaid story that’s for sure!

You’ll just have to watch it to believe it. LOL!

Anyways, now I’m blogging from Ipoh Kopitiam at SunCity (I personally like to call it SinCity ;) ) in Miri…

The whole family was here a few hours ago but now it’s just my younger bro and me (my parents and youngest bro went on their way to back to Sibu -they’re still on the way to Bintulu about now…)

Anyway, here’s wishing all Malaysians a Happy National Day!

MERDEKA! MERDEKA! MERDEKA!

…and the rest of the readers…a great month ahead!

And just a…fun?…song I’d like to share…

Cheerios! ;)

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